Amazon's Afterlife Aisle: Checkout Before You Check

Sep 10, 2023

Let’s get one thing out of the way upfront: Death is not funny. Despite what “Death At A Funeral” or “Weekend At Bernie’s” shows you, losing a loved one and going on without them involves a full range of emotions — not of which is humor. But, this is the undefeated internet, where literally nothing is off-limits and everything is fair game. So, we may as well laugh while we’re crying, planning or working through our grief.

They say the only certainties in life are death and taxes, but I’m going to add a third “certainty”: STUFF. We need it while we’re alive and — shocker alert — we even need it when we’re dead. Whether you’re planning ahead for yourself or dealing with a loss, there are things that just make life (and death) easier. From urns to caskets (not kidding), and memory books to coloring books, these items might make you laugh and cry at the same time.

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Who knows the death “industry” better than a retired funeral home and cemetery owner? Nobody but Jesus and he already wrote His book. This read offers a humorous look at death and funerals from someone who would know. Reviewers call it a “clever” and “witty” book and, at just 148 pages, it’s a quick and easy read. You’ll especially love it if you too work in the industry.

Looking for an “easy exit guide?” This planner is the ultimate gift for your loved ones when you’re gone. Leave them laughing and prepared with this helpful handbook. Record everything they’ll need – from basic info to funeral wishes, financial details to digital accounts. And don’t forget the important stuff like arrangements for kids and pets. It’s not morbid, it’s practical – and your final words will be legendary.

Celebrate their life with the ultimate resting place – this personalized urn vase. Handcrafted with love, this elegant urn perfectly complements any home or office decor. Say goodbye to cheap imitations, this premium metal urn is built to last just like the cherished memories you hold dear. In a calming blue, it brings relief like your loved one did in life. Their final resting place should be as special as they were – it’s time to honor them with style.

Introducing the planet-saving, tree-hugging, eco-friendly casket of your dreams. (Did you know you could buy a casket on Amazon?) It ships flat to reduce emissions and save space – because even in death, you can be space-conscious. Approved by the Green Burial Council – who knew burials could be so green? And the best part? It’s easier to assemble than IKEA furniture – no tools needed. Plus, you get a lining, pillow and a tree certificate. Rest in peace AND harmony with the Earth.

When life gives you lemons, say it with a cheeky card. Presenting the “Well, f*ck” card – the ultimate way to gift a smile during tough times. Whether it’s a friend, family member, coworker or even your quirky neighbor, this card is bound to make them feel extra special. Printed on top-notch card stock, it’s the perfect companion for any downer occasion. Spread some laughter and love, one “Well, f*ck” at a time.

Prepare to impress with this white flower bouquet. Send warm wishes to your peeps in style, featuring dazzling white roses and Peruvian lilies – it’s a monochromatic masterpiece. Hand-picked by expert growers, this bouquet screams natural beauty and thoughtful vibes, perfect for friends and loved ones. And guess what? There are eight variations to choose from so you can strike just the right note.

Get ready to keep your loved one close – like, really close. Introducing the mourning stone urn necklace – it’s compact and ready to be your ultimate travel buddy. At just 3/4 inches high, it’s like a pocket-sized tribute. A classy 24-in. curb chain, velvet pouch, and fill kit are included. It’s a wonderful keepsake, perfect for those “oops, I forgot to bring you” moments.

Behold, the ultimate adulting arsenal – these estate planning dividers. It has six tabs per set – the bare minimum for being a responsible grown-up. Trust, will, powers of attorney, healthcare, deeds and assignments – yep, they’ve got it all. Punched and reinforced holes? I mean, duh, it’s Binder 101. Made from 110-lb. white card stock – it features double-sided printing. Get ready to adult like a pro.

It’s time to level up your car game with a dash of weirdness. Grab this customized car air freshener – because why settle for regular fresheners when you can have your dearly-departed family member hanging right there with you? Upload your hilarious, awkward or just plain weird photo and they’ll turn it into a clever keepsake so your Aunt Ida can always look disapprovingly at you running that nearly-red light.

Ready to level up your funeral game? Introducing the “In Loving Memory” funeral guest book – because even memorials deserve some luxury, right? Ivory linen fabric, gold gilded end pages and embossed gold foil – a tribute befitting your loved one. Inside, record up to 250 guest entries, family tree, donations, floral arrangements and personal notes – all on pearl white, bleed-proof paper.

Send some sassy healing vibes with this snarky scented candle – because nothing says love like wishing pain on someone you both hate. Perfect for those suffering gals (or guys) going through tough times – after all, laughter is the best medicine, right? Clean-burning and long-lasting, this candle is made using natural soy wax and is formulated with natural essential oils.

Oh, boy! Brace yourselves for a ticking time bomb – the Setting Every Community Up for Retirement Enhancement (SECURE) Act, which became law in January 2020. This little act comes with a nasty surprise for the heirs of retirement accounts. Say goodbye to stretching out that sweet inherited IRA or retirement plan – now you gotta pay up and get taxed within 10 years of your folks’ demise. The hard-working and savvy planners will see their savings crumble and their long-term financial plans vanish. So, what’s it gonna mean for you? Time to snag this book and find out.

Color yourself to death? Don’t mind if I do. Introducing “The ABCs of Death” adult coloring book – a twisted, hilarious masterpiece for adults who embrace the dark side. Laugh hysterically as you journey through the alphabet, discovering untimely demises at every turn. Who knew death could be so fun? Relax and color away your stress, all while laughing at the hilariously morbid artwork. It’s “humor” meets the “afterlife” — crayons not included.

Why give a boring sympathy card when you can gift the Memorialight? It’s the ultimate grieving experience disguised as subtle home decor. Remember and reflect daily, all while surrounded by beautiful rainbows – because grief is so much better with color. With advanced K9 material, this crystal ball prism creates a dazzling rainbow light show in direct sunlight – who knew mourning could be so fancy?

Prepare to be “fascinated!’ This feather tea party hat is the ultimate accessory for those who wanna look like a floral tornado hit their head, er, for those who need to be dressed appropriately for a funeral or memorial service. And hey, it’s not just a hat, it’s a clip. Clip it in your hair or slap it on a headband for versatility at its finest.

Well, isn’t this a cheery reminder that death is inevitable? Meet the brightly colored death guide – because who doesn’t love planning for the great beyond? Sure, it’s useful, easy to fill out, and practical, but seriously, who wants to even think about it? Save your loved ones some peace of mind – fill out your funeral wishes, medical info and even what to do with your pets. They’ve even got a section for your “last wishes” – because one bucket list just isn’t enough.

It’s probably been 30 years since I watched “Death Becomes Her,” but I remember a whole lot of it, which should tell you everything you need to know about its “memorability” factor. This movie, directed by Robert Zemeckis, features Hollywood royalty Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis and Goldie Hawn in a life-or-death battle over a plastic surgeon. Popcorn and catty remarks highly recommended.

Looking to add some glow to a memorial garden? These glow-in-the-dark pebbles are like party animals that soak up sun and light all day, only to unleash their electric dance moves in the dark. Blue, green, and absolutely radiant – they’ll light up your world for one to two hours. They’re the perfect addition to vases, fountains, planters and more.

It’s the holy grail, er veil, of grieving. Made from lovely chantilly lace veil, this is light, soft, and divinely embroidered so you can mourn in style. Offering excellent coverage without weighing you down, it comes in six different colors but red is not O.K. to wear to a funeral, alright? One reviewer said, “The lace is very soft, has a nice drape and a beautiful appearance.”

This flounce-and-flair dress is where vintage charm meets modern convenience. With charming flounce sleeves that show off those enviable shoulders and a flattering A-line silhouette that fits all body types – it’s a win-win. An elegant bow tie neckline, hidden zipper and variety of colors make it oh-so-fabulous. Get ready to turn heads in this knee-length stunner that’ll have everyone at the funeral asking, “Where’d you get that fabulous dress?”

Meet the bucket list bonanza with “What Do You Want to Do Before You Die?” – a wild ride through 200 of life’s most outrageous dreams. Curated by Ben, Dave, Duncan and Jonnie – AKA The Buried Life founders – these four dudes are out to check off 100 items on their list, all while making strangers’ dreams come true. It’s a hilarious, heartwarming and slightly insane adventure that might give you some inspo for your very own bucket list.

This isn’t your ordinary wind chime; it’s a wind chime with a message. While those wooden ones crack like bad jokes, this one is made of top-notch aluminum, built to withstand anything – even a hurricane. Engraved with heartfelt verses like “Listen to the wind and think of me,” it’s the ultimate memorial gift. It’s a super-soothing, melodic addition to a porch or patio.

Planning a funeral is a lot like planning a party … only a lot more somber (usually). Your inner party planner can get ready for the afterlife with “It’s Your Funeral!” Death doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom – this guide will help you leave a final impression that’s as epic as your life. Whether you’re dreaming of an eco-friendly burial or a space odyssey beyond the grave, it’s all fair game.

Looking for some mischievous fun? Look no further than the noise maker prank, a great way to keep grandma around forever. With an array of hilarious sounds like cricket chirps and beeps, it’s perfect for pranking friends, co-workers or partners (but use it wisely in quieter settings). The battery lasts for months, so you can keep the laughter going. Easy to hide and light enough for tape or a magnet, get ready to unleash total chaos.

Tired of the same old cliches and hollow condolences when it comes to grief? You need “The Hardcore Grief Recovery Workbook” – the no-nonsense, unapologetic guide to tackling your grief head-on. Embrace your raw emotions, no filter needed. This spiral-bound gem offers practical exercises and thought-provoking prompts to help you navigate the bumpy road of grief and find your own healing path. Say goodbye to generic sympathy – it’s time for real growth and personal empowerment.

Did your loved one have a green thumb? These solar-powered magnolia flowers are the perfect addition to make your space beautiful as a hidden “memorial” in plain views. Five flowers (in pink, purple or orange) come on one stake, delivering a soft glow that charges in the sun and stays on all night. Two lighting modes let you change things up. Use these at home or even at the cemetery for a unique gravesite addition.

Study up on real-life cases with this crime-solving party game. Hop in and join the chaos, no detective experience needed. It’s a cooperative frenzy where you unleash your brainstorming skills and think outside the box – gather your friends, family and even the neighbors’ dog for this wild ride. Use your imagination and creativity to solve the crime and get boardgame “justice” for the victims.

If you’ve heard that cardinals are symbols of our departed loved ones, you’ll appreciate this acrylic heart, which comes engraved with comforting words and a picture of that majestic red bird. It’s a good reminder to cherish the laughter and song of the departed. Simple, but it gets the job done. Hold it close, remember the good times and wipe those tears away – it’s sturdy enough to handle it all.

Spread memories of your loved one with a 50-pack of memorial seeds, a perfect party gift for memorial services. (Wait, are there party gifts at funerals?) Create a beautiful memorial garden with premium seeds that are a breeze to grow. The included instructions will guide you through the process of setting up a touching tribute. These vibrant flowers will last for years, reminding visitors to cherish the memories of their departed loved ones. It even comes with a heartfelt poem on the back.

When words fail, let flowers do the talking with Benchmark bouquets. This stunning mix of roses and white oriental lilies speaks volumes, in a tidy $40 package. (If you’ve priced flowers lately, you know this is a steal!) These roses are Rainforest Alliance Certified, so you can feel good about your floral declaration. Choose from five different arrangements while you get the rest of your Amazon shopping done.

It’s a heart! It’s seeds! It’s a memorial! It’s a three-in-one concept that allows you to give the gift of blooming memories. This handmade seed paper will grow into beautiful flowers when planted with love and care, a living tribute to those we cherish. Plant it, watch it grow and let your memories blossom year after year — a true testament to the impact your loved one left behind.

Finding a way to remember your furry friend who crossed the rainbow bridge can be tricky. This 3D crystal art is a paws-itively awesome way to honor your furry BFF. Choose your favorite picture and customize it to your heart’s content right on Amazon’s website. It’s the perfect choice for the animal lovers in your life, and a reminder of the paw marks left on your heart.

Celebrate the cherished memories of your departed furry friend with this elegant pet cremation urn. This wooden memory box with candle and photo holders serves as a sacred keepsake for your beloved companion. Easy to open, carry, and with a non-slip bottom, it’s the perfect tribute for cats, dogs, rabbits, hamsters and more. If you’ve grown used to always having your buddy with you, this box is for you.

Death expenses aren’t cheap and there are just. so. many. of. them. This personalized metal plaque is a heartfelt tribute to your loved one and is markedly cheaper than your local providers. (You really can buy anything on Amazon.) Customize it with their name, dates and a touching message that keeps their spirit alive in your heart. Whether mounted on the wall or placed in the garden with the included stake, this memorial plaque will serve as a timeless reminder.

Get your guests to “sign in” and share their fondest memories at your loved one’s memorial service with this guest book set. The set includes everything you need for a memorable gathering: an elegantly designed hardcover condolence book, 50 memory cards for guests to leave their remarks, a signature silver pen with holder to keep it classy and even a table sign card to make sure everyone knows where to check-in. They even threw in self-adhesive photo corners for those embarrassing snapshots you never thought would see the light of day.

It’s weird, O.K.? I know it and you know it, but you know who doesn’t? The dead. So, stop worrying about it. Looking for a casket that won’t break the bank? Say hello to this budget-friendly option. White-glove service will deliver it right to your preferred funeral home, and you’ll easily save up to $5,000 (or more) handling things this way.

In the quaint town of Sentimentalville, where laughter flows like a river, stands the cherry wood cremation box. With warm hues that hug your heart and an integrated plaque that pays tribute to the deceased, these sustainable memorials promise eternal remembrance. It has plenty of room for pet or human remains and blends in anywhere effortlessly so you won’t have to have any awkward conversations.

If photo albums were celebrities, the leather luxe album is a total A-lister. The genuine leather is irresistible, emitting a scent so divine that noses sit up and take notice. Boasting an ample size, it can hold a whopping 96 cherished memories. And, with its leather closure strap, you can rest easy knowing your photos and mementos are safely tucked inside.

Step right up, ladies and gents, to the circus of twisted laughter. Introducing “Dead Jokes,” a jaw-dropping collection of audaciously dark humor that dares to defy decency. Prepare to cringe, laugh, and feel a tinge of guilt for your amusement. This book caters to those with a penchant for wicked laughs or a taste for the forbidden. Enter if you dare, but remember, it’s not for the faint-hearted.

Make it a “farewell fiesta” with these lined memory cards. Made from thicker card stock, these cards are sturdier than Hercules flexing his biceps. They’re the perfect addition to any memory jar, book, or board, for funerals, birthdays, showers and beyond. With professionally printed sharpness and a rustic kraft vibe, they’re the life, er death, of the party. Say goodbye with style and leave your memories with a splash of humor.